I think the “money can’t buy happiness” sort of people are the ones who are actually bad at managing money. If you know exactly where to be and where to go, there’s so much you can do. You could buy a box of cheap vuvuzelas, go into a place where people are already gathering to celebrate something, and just hand them out. Apparently a 12-pack of vuvuzelas is like 50 bucks, and while a whole bunch of them is somewhat of a steep investment, you absolutely can just buy the tools for not only happiness, but a several hours’ outburst of loud, gleeful chaos.
Listen I know it’s well off the beaten path as kinks go but I feel like this is actually a pretty great example of why we need to be more sex-positive. Guy got support, found someone he was sexually compatible with and ended up physically and emotionally fulfilled (and it sounds like his lady friend was, too).
Like it’s easy to go “lol clown kink” and I’m certainly not sitting here going “yeah that sounds average and interesting,” but you can’t deny “two people who aren’t hurting anyone are now happy and better off than they were before” is a net positive outcome.
